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A few drinks in: Don’t be a New Year’s gym douche

Most of my writing of late has either taken place at a bar or after lifting a bar (at the gym). It’s been convenient and helped me to chip away at being consistent at writing or posting (to Instagram) everyday. I still jot down thoughts and notes in the Bieber book, but I haven’t put much effort into turning those notes into posts. I am still developing where I want this whole shorts and sweatbands idea to go. I want to provide a different perspective to the fitness world, one that is over saturated with wash board abs, gym bros, and snapbacks.

On Wednesday, when I am able to make it back to the gym, I fully expect it to be crowded. The New Year resolution folks who want to get fit will be there. Most gym goers will complain about the “new-“comers (pun alert), but I ain’t that worried about it. The gym is life for some folks. For others it’s a hobby. For me, it’s something I enjoy , I want to set an example for my family and a challenge myself. Oh, and my job requires me to be fit. If your one of those who gets their panties in a wad about people showing up after New Years, I say remove the stick from your butt and focus on yourself. Don’t be a hater to someone is attempting to better themselves. Give ’em props. Maybe they will stick around longer than a month or two. Just don’t be a doucher, give them some pointers and help them learn the “ways of the gym.”

Those of you who are planning on hitting the gym for the new year, get some. Don’t quit because you aren’t getting the results you want right away. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Don’t let the bro-dudes intimidate you, don’t curl in the squat rack and wear a sweatband. If you’re unsure ask for help, or surf the interwebs for info before you go. Start a routine out of a book or magazine. Don’t just wing it, that’s a sure fire way to fail. Start small and chip away. Focus on form and effort, the weight will come later. Don’t compare yourself to the others. It’s a competition against yourself. Let the professionals compete for the fitness trophies.

In general, don’t be a douche. Shit ain’t that serious.

Happy New Year!

Mustache

P.S. Here are the workouts I’ve done the past few days.

Dec 29 Warm-up

20-15-10-5

squat

Pushup

Sit up

Training

10 rounds

10x push press

10x KB swing

5 rounds

8x high pull

8x bent over row

6x slash to halo

Dec 31 Warm-up

3 rounds

x10 squats

x10 push-ups

x10 sit-ups

2 rounds

barbell complex

Training

5 rounds (increase weight until last set)

1x power clean

1x front squat

1 round

1x push press

1x back squat

1x push press

5 rounds

5x sumo deadlift

10x scarecrow

4 rounds

x15 med-ball sit-ups

x10 kettle-bell swings

Do Work: My long lost friend, the Curtis P.

After a Christmas hiatus, drinks and laundry, I was back at it today. I did my favorite lift, the clean. I did a few rounds, working up in weight. I found myself planting my right foot a couple times when I went to pop under the weight (wasn’t focused). Then I got a wild hair. What exercise had I not done in a long time that would wreck me? The Curtis P. It’s just a clean, couple of lunges and a press, no big deal. Well, it did a number on the ol quads and I felt great afterwords. I wrapped up with some kettlebell swings and med-ball sit-ups.

Do work, be rad.

Warm-up

2 rounds

x10 squats

x10 push-ups

x10 sit-ups

2 rounds

x20 single-arm KB swings

x10 squats

x10 push-ups

Training

x6 deadlifts

7 rounds

x1 hang muscle clean

x1 hang power clean

x1 hang clean

4 rounds

x4 Curtis P’s

x3 Curtis P’s

x3 Curtis P’s

x3 Curtis P’s

4 rounds

x10-15 KB swings

x10 med ball sit-ups

Do work: Buck Farlow

If you ask my wife, she will tell you I’m a yuge fan of t-shirts. I was pretty excited when a package from America arrived for me the other day. My wife sent out some t’s and other odds that I meant to pack for Japan. One of the t’s that arrived was from my cousin Jason. He owns a screen printing company and dabbles a bit with his own with his own designs when he isn’t cranking out orders. This design references a hill that he trains (for triathlons) on, Barlow. It seems to be well known in the triathlon training groups in Madison, Wisconsin and everyone says the same thing, Buck Farlow. Anyway, it is a rad shirt and super comfy for fitness. So comfy, I wore it today while doing some cleans, push presses and kettle bell swings. I forgot my video recording device and had to settle for a selfie to show off the shirt.

Do work.

Warm-up

2 rounds

x10 sit-ups

x10 squats

x10 push-ups

x2 barbell complex

Training

x10 drop squats

Cleans

x3 @115

x3 @135

x3 @135

x2 @155

x2 @165

x2 @185

x1 @185

x2 @165

Push press

5 @115

5×3 @125

Front squat

5×5 @135

Kettlebell swing

4×15 @70lbs

Stretch

Do Work: 2 DEC 17

I wrote a post little over a year ago about what my goal was when it came to fitness. Not having a goal didn’t give me a direction in my workouts. Since arriving in Japan, the goal has been consistency. Doesn’t matter what I do, just do something. It could be lifting, go in a run, or 12 oz curls. As long as I do that, forward progress will be made. I’ll fine tune as I go, but I focusing on consistency is number one.

Here is where I am starting.

Warm-up

a.use foam roller

b.3 rounds (10 each)

-pushups

-air squats

-sit-up

Training

1)5 rounds

X5 bench press

X6 Y’s+L’s

2)5 rounds

X10 body-weight squats

X10 side pulls

3)3×12 dumbbell press

4)4×10 skull crushers

5)4×12 incline/decline dumbbell press

6)4×12 tri cable pulldown

7)3×10 pec-flys (machine or dumbbells)